Buy A Pylon save the highlands

Take a good look at the view above ,in the next few years this view will be destroyed for ever .



                                THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN to our wonderful highlands









Equipment needed : To Help STOP THIS
JCB’S
Flatbeds
Cutting equipment
Cranes



EBAY LISTING : HIGHLAND GIVEAWAY COMING SOON

FOR SALE ONE SECONDHAND PYLON
Unused
cost £1.00
either buyer collects or delivery can be arranged for a small fee
if you collect please call at the  site between 2.00 am and 6.00 am ( bring a torch dismantling equipment available on site)



                                       With the price of scrap at an all time high this is an chance not to be missed…..



                                                                                JOB OPPORTUNITY
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                                                                  Pylon Pincher
Calling all dodgy fly by night types sick of getting caught for wee bits of scrap an new and exciting opportunity has arisen in the beautiful Highlands .

expand your horizons why mess about with wee bits of wire when ton upon ton of high grade steel and copper are available to you for the taking..

have a holiday at the same time as getting rich and a wee side line you will be doing your bit for the environment ..

The successful applicant will have little or no skill but must have a drive to work hard

HOURS:       To suit but mostly nighshift and possible weekends away
Pay        :      This is up to you the sky is the limit ( and of course the international metal markets)
Equipment :   This can be supplied at a small admin cost
Transport :     Must  have own transport as you will need to take the dismantled pylon away each night
Insurance :     Why bother just another cost
Fuel :              Nay bother bring a wee tube and sorted …( warning this may damage your health)
Food :             Italian stew can be supplied throughout the night ( may cause some side affects)
Accomadation  Everything from  5 star Hotels to a tent your choice as money will be no object
Investment :     Each successful applicant must pay the £1 ( no excuses) up front for their pylon although hp can be arranged

for further info and application form

please email :   i’mgoingtobestinkingrich@gmail.com
phone           :  999 night time only ( the phone lines are manned by  people that care at all times ready to help you reach your goal)

                                                                                HEALTH AND SAFETY
    WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
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At all times safety helmets and high vis jackets along with good boots MUST be worn at all times while on site visiting or working … anyone that fails to obey this will be given a bonus ….